Give this guy a hand.
Tourism? Questionable. But we predict a rise in fender benders.
Because why wouldn't you?
Grape smugglers aren't getting the love they used to.
Ma'am, we're not here to talk about your personal life.
DUI = definitely un-intelligent.
He should have called Andy Dufresne.
Mars is lovely this time of year.
Talk about a killer read!
We mean literal "birds," not the British slang for girls