Dirk Diggler, stand down.
Quite a surprise.
Guess some kid really wanted a chopper.
A breakthrough in the bathroom.
Gotta make those pits fabulous.
Buy it dinner first, sheesh.
It's the end of the world as we know it.
Not now, mom!
Yep, they're all real, and not photoshopped.
Keep it classy, fellas.