He's an idiot, but at least his excuse was solid.
What a complete fail on his part.
Born to be wild?
This guy is dying inside.
Put this in your pipe and laugh. And then smoke. But mainly laugh.
GIF a little, and get a lot in return (of laughs, that is).
Here's something we can get behind. Literally, in some cases.
Just your typical Tuesday night in the Sunshine State.
They see me rollin' (you know, because I'm a third wheel).
LOLday.