Sadly, this is NOT fake news.
Yeah, you can't do that, even in the dirty South.
Hey, could have been worse. She could have been playing Pitbull non-stop.
Laugh until you drop. And then get up again and laugh some more.
The Lord works in mysterious ways.
Quite a way to conduct an investigation.
Keep your hands to yourself, folks.
Worth a shot.
Need a hand?
Not just an old wedgy.