If this isn't Photoshopped, then I'll take a one-way ticket to nope.
Stop with that racket!
Take that, kid!
"New way to screw men!", one reviewer weeps.
Glide into laughter with grace and dignity.
Be free, chickens. Be free.
Sounds like a cup of gross.
Nothing gets past this bird!
Again, it happened in Florida.
Jump right in (just be sure you're wearing safety pads).