If he can't use it, nobody can.
This dude clearly needs a hobby.
Give 'em a whirl.
Florida, the land of retirement.
Paris Jackson is on social media crusade about being naked because she has that kind of time.
Apparently this guy loves traffic more than the majority of us.
A lot of guys would love to have this dude for a neighbor.
Protection needed for mere reading of these stories.
Long live funnies!
It's also the most immature.