Twitter Is Spitting Out Hilarious Bad Excuses To Avoid Sex Twitter had a boatload of bad excuses to keep from having sex.
Burglar Busted After DNA Evidence From Unflushed Poop Leads Police To Him Yeah, not the brightest move on his part.
Married Drama Teacher Has Lesbian Affair With Student, Brags To Friends This week's teacher/student hook- up story.
Doctors Find Piece Of Braces In Woman’s Intestine 10 Years After She Got Them Removed But are her teeth straight?
A Pink Dolphin Was Spotted In Louisiana And Folks Are Mighty Confused A pink dolphin was spotted in Louisiana. Any questions? Oh, several? Good.
10 Insufferable Cities That Desperately Need To Be Purged (In A Safe And Nonviolent Manner) Purge, baby, purge!
The Internet Freaking Lost It After They Found Out Mr. Peanut’s Vehicle Is Called The ‘NUTmobile’ Mr. Peanut shows up to party in his vehicle.
Donald Trump’s $350 Billion Military Demand Hits a Republican Roadblock President Donald Trump issued an urgent demand to Senate leadership, but members of his own party may stand in the…
Donald Trump Claims His Popularity May Be Higher After Midterm Losses Donald Trump believes his popularity may be higher now, despite Republicans’ major losses to Democrats in the 2026 midterm elections.…
Prince Harry & Meghan Markle Get Clear Message from Brits Amid Royal Tour Royal fans have shared their verdict on the tours Prince Harry and Meghan Markle may plan after their appearance in…
Ryan Seacrest Left Shocked After Wheel of Fortune Contestant Wins $138,000 Wheel of Fortune‘s Luke had already built a commanding lead, but his biggest moment came when the game was almost…
Call To ‘Free Russell Brand’ Launched in Petition After Rape Sentence — Report Trigger Warning: This article includes discussion of alleged sexual assault, with details. Russell Brand’s 10-year-and-six-month prison sentence has prompted supporters…