A crazy Texan.
They're the best thing to wake up to daily!
Talk about a one-two combo.
I guess he couldn't hold it.
Twitter had a boatload of bad excuses to keep from having sex.
Yeah, not the brightest move on his part.
This week's teacher/student hook- up story.
But are her teeth straight?
Now that you're here, the fun can begin.
A pink dolphin was spotted in Louisiana. Any questions? Oh, several? Good.