RIP sex life.
What's the point? We're all goners anyway.
One person's trash is another person's trash.
Averaging one laugh per click since 2012.
That behavior is only acceptable in first class.
Next time get him the chew toy he wants.
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Halloween costumes and things of that nature and things of other natures and stuff like that.
That friendship is probably over.
*Immediately follows*