Funny because it's not you.
Some Halloween costumes aren't fit for the sexy treatment.
Can I interest you in some hump day hilarity?
Not a very cunning decision.
RIP sex life.
What's the point? We're all goners anyway.
One person's trash is another person's trash.
Averaging one laugh per click since 2012.
That behavior is only acceptable in first class.
Next time get him the chew toy he wants.