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CEO of Tesla Motors Elon Musk speaks at the Tesla Giga Texas manufacturing "Cyber Rodeo" grand opening party in Austin, Texas, on April 7, 2022. - Tesla welcomed throngs of electric car lovers to Texas on April 7 for a huge party inaugurating a "gigafactory" the size of 100 professional soccer fields. (Photo by SUZANNE CORDEIRO / AFP) (Photo by SUZANNE CORDEIRO/AFP via Getty Images)

Elon’s Long Con: Why Musk Really Bought Twitter (And What He Plans to Do Next)

Billionaire and world-class fuckboy Elon Musk seems hell-bent on alerting the world to his boredom and the great lengths (and expenditures) he will go to in order to keep the news cycle all about him. His hostile takeover of Twitter to the tune of $44 billion in the name of “free speech” has caused many to question his motives. In other words, why in the hell is Elon doing this and what are his long-term plans?

We put together this helpful guide on what Elon Musk may do now that he’s the proud owner of a totally useless social media platform.

Cover Photo: SUZANNE CORDEIRO / Contributor (Getty Images)