Honest Timeline: Your First Month Being Single Again

It doesn’t really matter why it ended, but it’s very apparent your relationship is over. That’s the way love goes, or so Janet Jackson said. Because if anyone would know about dying of a broken heart, it would be one of the Jackson kids. Now that you’re single again, you have to exist in the world like a bolt without a nut. You don’t know how you’ll survive, especially now that you’re staying on your friend Chad’s sofa. This is the sad story of your first month after a breakup.

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What’s your typical breakup pattern? Do you hurry up and try to sleep with someone new or just live through it like you’re Courtney Love? Let us know in the comments!

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