A Beginner’s Guide To Surviving Your First Zombie Attack

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“A mind is a terrible thing to waste,” said every zombie, if they could talk.

If there’s one thing we’ve learned in the last decade of entertainment, it’s that zombies are as inevitable as death and taxes. People seem to believe in the possibility of a zombie apocalypse more than UFOs, the Illuminati and affordable healthcare combined. And for good reason — have you watched any Florida news in the last few years?

When the world as we know it crumbles, will you be ready with your canned tuna, double A-batteries and butter knife? Probably not, which is why we decided to take this eventual epidemic by the horns and put together a “realistic” guide to survival.

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