Puke Factor 10: Male Nurse’s Sexual Assault Discovered When Coma Patient Gives Birth
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In the ever-growing saga of puke-inspiring decisions made by humans, a former nurse in Arizona is being held on $500,000 cash bail for sexually assaulting an incapacitated woman who was under his care at the Hacienda Healthcare facility in Maricopa County. The assault was discovered when the patient (who is in a coma) inexplicably gave birth to a child, stunning the entire staff, who had no idea the woman was even pregnant until she went into labor. DNA taken from the child matched that of Donald Sutherland, 36, the latest poster boy for things-you-should-never-ever-do. Now a court order is asking the defendant to take an HIV test, which he is refusing on the grounds that it violates his “constitutional rights.”
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Sutherland’s destructive actions have brought his world–and the world of those affected–toppling down. Our gut reaction: total disgust. Here are 10 other things that make us want to puke (but not as much as ex-nurse-turned-rapist, Donald Sutherland).
Day-Three Porta-Potty At Coachella
If you've never been, let us save you the trouble. It's hot as hell and the Porta-Potty is constantly one brown log away from disaster.
When You Accidentally Swallow Rancid Bong Water
Why, Lord, why? The horror of this moment cannot be overstated. We've all been there and it's not good. Breath mint, please.
Uncle Greg's Minestrone
There's something terribly off about Uncle Greg's soup, but if we don't finish it, he says he's going to leave us out of his will.
The Valet's Next-Level Body Odor
This B.O. has it's own B.O. You've never smelled anything like it. It's an assault on your olfactory senses, the stinky key to your intestinal floodgates.
A 7-Eleven Hot Dog For Breakfast
Beyond a last resort, just the thought of it turns our stomach. Question: Has a 7-Eleven hot dog ever been sold?
Skunks Having Sex In The Street
The rapid thumping and tail-wagging of the lewd act, along with the soul-crushing smell of it all, leaves a bad taste. A bad taste, indeed.
Our Tax Refund
The realization of our crushing debt coupled with a capitalist's ennui can really loosen the gizzards.
The Intestines Of A Rotting Beached Whale Spilling Onto The Sand
A giant, rotting animal carries an unbelievable stench. And the discovery that the majestic beast choked on 800 pounds of plastic waste really gets the nauseous fairies flying.
When You Swallow That First Bite Of Cereal And Realize The Milk Is Curdled
The worst. Especially when you're starving and the first thing you put in your mouth is soured, chunky, bacterial goo.
A Nude Charcoal Sketch Of Donald Trump
We can never un-see that. Hopefully years of electroshock therapy will someday end this feeling of pure disgust.