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Congratulations, Tunisia. You just moved into the top ten on the list of places I’ll never visit.
According to the New York Post, a 59-year-old Bolton man said one of his testicles “exploded” after he contracted African salmonella while he and his wife went on a trip to Tunisia in 2014, and he’s now seeking a boatload of cash in return for his “hell.”
David Worsley said he caught the rare disease that was confined to just his “genital area” while he was on a tour with a company called TUI. He started feeling sick when he got back to the Rui Marco Polo Hotel in Hammamet, but he claims a TUI representative told him he just had sunstroke.
Well, that was far from the case, and what the hell, we’ll just let Worsley’s words prove our point:
“After the holiday, my testicle had swollen to the size of a grapefruit and it was so heavy it was like it was made of glass.vThe pain was so bad I thought I was going to die. When it finally exploded I felt fantastic. It was such a relief.
The doctor said I was highly contagious and that I wasn’t allowed to sleep with my wife. I was walking around holding them all the time, it was so heavy. A few days later, I woke up at about 5am with the most excruciating pain in my left testicle. I could barely move and I was in tears from the agony.
It literally went bang. When the doctor saw it later she said that it was like a volcano exploding. But it was such a relief because the pain had been so bad.
It has definitely affected me psychologically, it’s a big part of being a man that has gone.”
Damn, dude. That will probably be the only time you’ll ever hear a grown man say that one of his balls exploded and it felt “fantastic.”
No word on whether or not humping pieces of raw chicken was part of the tour.
