British Man’s Penis Sliced Off By Saw In Work Accident

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As if going to work isn’t bad enough, now one man can say that his penis was sliced off while working.

A worker was recently rushed to the hospital recently after his penis was sliced off by a saw in a terrible industrial accident. The incident kicked off in the village of Moreton Valence near Gloucester, and according to one of the man’s relatives the victims penis was severed by some sort of saw while at work.


The victim was air-lifted to a hospital where he underwent an eight hour emergency surgery.


The victim, thought to be from Gloucester, is now heavily medicated in hospital. A police spokeswoman said the incident was not being treated as suspicious.

She said: “We were called by the ambulance service shortly after 4.30pm on Monday about an incident in Moreton Valence where a man had suffered serious injuries. Officers attended and the incident is being treated as non-suspicious. The Health and Safety Executive has been informed and will carry out an investigation.”

A spokesman for the Health and Safety Executive confirmed they were now investigating.

“HSE has been made aware of this incident by the police, who attended the scene. We remain in dialogue with the police to establish whether there will be HSE involvement.”

It does seem quite suspicious, unless the dude was sawing something and he accidentally fell on the saw. Which is painful to even think about.

In conclusion, here’s hoping the dude turns out OK and he doesn’t end up like Theon Greyjoy from Game of Thrones.


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