It literally went to her ass.
No bet is ever a sure thing.
It'll be funnier when he's kicked out. At least you'll remember what an ass you are every time you look in the mirror or vote.
Don't we all?
Nice to meet you, Kelly. Oh, hello again, Kelly.
This is great, as we love cocker spaniels, Disney movies and well thought-out terrible tattoos.
Not the Wal-Mart greeter I want to get.
This guy still feels the sting of Taco Bell years later. Dedicated diarrhea lover.
I think I'll ride home, thank you.
Yes, we sure do, but when we make mistakes, they're fixable.
Is this an anal joke? Specialists, please weigh in.
Ironically, getting an easy button tattoo probably isn't that easy.
Cue "Birds of War" theme song. True American badass.
You know, you could've just asked.
That's quite a load to carry.