World’s Unluckiest Bullfighter Gets Horn Right In The Crotch

Photo: MIGUEL RIOPA/AFP (Getty).

Mess with the bull, get the horns — right in the gooch.

Bullfighting is a dangerous occupation, but one that many have done for years. In a match of man versus beast, bullfighters do their damnedest to slay the bulls and show their superiority as the dominant species (or some stupid shit like that).

The bulls have a losing record when it comes to these contests, but every so often, they chalk up a win. If they want to get more in the win column, maybe they should go up against this guy more often.

World’s Unluckiest Bullfighter Gets Horn Right In The Crotch

Andrés Roca Rey is a Peruvian bullfighter who can’t seem to keep horny things away from his nether regions. Unfortunately for him, Rey got jabbed right in the crotch when fighting a bull at the San Fermin festival in Spain earlier this week. Yup, the bull stuck its horn right up in there and I can’t help but cringe.

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Photo: MIGUEL RIOPA/AFP (Getty).

According to El País, the bull left a 4-inch hole in him and even cut one of his muscles. Looks like kegel exercises are going to be a little more difficult for ol’ Andrés.

If you think that’s bad, it’s not even the beginning of it. This guy has a habit of getting beaten up by bulls on a regular basis — kinda like the New York Knicks of the 1990s (hey-oh!). Last year, Andrés was on the receiving end of a horn up the ass when a bull jammed its pointy end up his sphincter. The bull lifted its head and sent this guy flying and probably hating life at that moment. Obviously, he didn’t learn his lesson and continued fighting to this day, hence his horny crotch.

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At this stage in the game, you can best recognize Rey as the guy being carried out of the arena at any given event.

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Photo: MIGUEL RIOPA/AFP (Getty).

h/t New York Post

Maybe it’s time for this guy to find a new job. Perhaps he should fill out an application at Walmart, where the customers die; not the employees.