You’ll Want To Use A Treadmill After Seeing This Ball Of Snakes Along A Charlotte Jogging Trail

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Indiana Jones doesn’t seem like a huge pussy now.

According to WCNC, a Charlotte woman jogging along the Little Sugar Creek with her dog Monday morning happened upon a ball of 10 to 20 snakes in the bushes alongside the trail.

Despite the fact that she was “pretty terrified,” Christine Proffitt said the first thing she did was take out her phone and take a picture.

Here’s that picture, and let’s just say checking out that sale on treadmills at your local sports supply store sometime this week doesn’t seem like such a bad idea.

Photo: Christine Proffitt/Twitter

Photo: Christine Proffitt/Twitter

“Everyday I see four or five snakes every time, but I’ve never seen 10 to 20 all balled up like that,” Proffitt said.  “No one’s going to believe if I didn’t take a picture. So, pics or it didn’t happen.”

An expert from the Greensboro Science Center said the snakes appeared to be some kind of mixture of Brown Watersnakes and Northern Watersnakes that were mating, adding that “it’s best to simply step away from a group of mating snakes.”

Yeah, no shit, man. Thanks.

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