No wonder cats hate water.
Biscuit truly has a taste for fine China.
Not to be outdone by a barrel of monkeys…
Re-evaluating the most ardent criticism that calls their menu dog food.
Insert Richard Gere joke here. (No pun intended.)
I’ll have a ham on rye, hold the Corgi.
Frankly, those things don’t work, even without a cat all snarled up in them.
It may not be a mutant alligator, but it sure scared the bejesus out of me.
Assailed for their role in sending methane gas into the atmosphere, even cattle are making their own attempts to reduce their carbon footprint.
Timmy, don’t you even think about flushing.
It may take me three years to do it, but I’m getting over this dang fence.
But is it more absorbent than Bounty? That’s the question.