10 Hilarious Ideas For All The Things We Need To Ban In 2017

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If you’re anything like us, you’ve grown weary from all the news of protests, marches and executive orders so far in the new year. Since everybody is going out of their way to come up with ridiculous bans, we thought we’d make it easy on everyone if we just came up with our own lists of bans that need to happen in 2017.

Since Starbucks and Uber, two of the most widely relied-upon services, have already been thrown into the mix, we figured we’d take it about ten steps further with these ten bans that should happen, starting with beer and pizza and ending up with your favorite day of the year. If you want to know why, read the caption next to each photo and discover the ugly truth that you’re being brainwashed into sluggish lethargy while the world around you consumes your very being.

Can’t tell if we’re joking or not yet? Keep reading these hilarious ideas for things to ban in 2017 and see if we can’t get the ball rolling on the madness. By the end of the year, you will have marched against yoga pants and your car repair shop. Enough is enough. It’s time to take a stand against your favorite shoe brand for making you feel comforted in these distressing times. Be the resistance!

10 Hilarious Ideas for All the Things We Need to Ban in 2017

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