Bill Clinton tried to cheer up Hillary by reminding her that Nelson Mandela wasn't elected President until after he served 27 years in prison.
They pump kin.
I have a color TV.
A six-pack and a potato.
Turns out they get really pissed when you go in and ask them for a coat hanger.
Piece of cake.
It's an obscure number. I'm sure you've never heard of it.
THAT'S NOT FUNNY!
A job still sucks after 10 years.
I said, "No, your generation relies too much on technology!" Then I unplugged his life support.