Gamer Gets Banned After Discovering Virtual Vagina In ‘Watch Dogs 2’

My mom always wanted me to be a college professor, but instead I am writing headlines like that. I hope you’re proud mom.

Gaming and nudity have been a thing for years — so much so that even live streaming is getting in on the action. Which is why this California gamer girl was banned for “flashing,” and why this girl caused a fussed when she “accidentally” flashed her boobs during a live stream, too. And speaking of throwing a fuss, the dude below was banned because he spotted a virtual vagina.

The gamer, known only as Adam, was playing Playstation game Watch Dogs 2 when he blew up a prostitute, leaving her dead on the ground and fully exposed from the waist down. Yes, that’s right, he offed a prostitute. And well, Adam decided to do a close up of his “work,” as you do when you murder someone, and he spotted this virtual vagina.

Check out the censored version below:

Photo: Twitter/@Swizzasaur

Photo: Twitter/@Swizzasaur

Adam then decided to sent a screenshot to Sony to warn the company about the graphic nature of the material. And how was he rewarded? By getting banned for “sharing adult content.”

“I’ve been having a great time with the game so far,” Adam tells Mirror. “On Sunday evening I accidentally blew up a few women in a back alley with a gas pipe and then I saw ‘it. Someone at Ubisoft had rendered a full vagina on one, or maybe more, of the females in the game.”


Photo: Twitter/@Swizzasaur

Ubisoft apologized, and is now working on releasing an updated version of the game (with no vaginas I assume). Adam has also been unbanned.

And if you’re eager to see a virtual vagina, here is the totally (and NSFW) uncensored version thanks to Adam’s Twitter.

Thanks, Adam, you ruined it for us pervs.

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