This Police Sketch Of An Attempted Kidnapping Suspect In Imperial Beach Is Pretty Ridiculous
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It’s highly unlikely that you would see a random dude with an eyeball tattooed on his forehead and a skull on his throat and then ask him to babysit your kids, but this should squash any remaining chance that you would ever do so.
So, yeah. Some dude in Imperial Beach, California recently tried to kidnap another human being but failed. That’s good news. The even better news? You guessed it: According to the police sketch artist, he shouldn’t be too hard to find thanks to the fact that he either lost a bet or is just really bad when it comes to life choices because he’s walking around with an eyeball on his head and a skull on his Adam’s apple:
— CBS News 8 (@CBS8) October 21, 2016
Let’s get a closer look at this damn gem:
Or who knows? Maybe that’s actually a third eye instead of a tattoo. If that’s the case, then maybe it will take the police much longer to catch up with him because he’ll have no problem being able to see them coming.
h/t CBS San Diego