Wyoming Man Arrested In Prostitution Sting Was Going To Pay Hooker With Quarter Pounder And Fries

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Hey, hookers gotta eat too.

We’ve had some strange stories involving prostitution in recent memory. I mean, how can we forget about the guy who posed as a cop to get his stolen wallet back from a prostitute, only to be tased by a real cop? And do you folks recall the dude who stole money from girl scouts to pay for a hooker? Well we have another strange story involving those ladies of the night.

According to The Smoking Gun, a 22-year-old Wyoming man was arrested during a recent prostitution sting in Casper after he showed up with a Quarter Pounder and medium size order of fries from McDonald’s that he was going to trade straight up for vaginal sex and a blow job.

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Police said David Mangus was one of several men who were arrested during the undercover operation, one that began when they placed an ad on Backpage.com and pretended to be a hooker looking to score some new dick. Mangus took the bait and sadly thought that there was actually a prostitute out there who would not only bob his knob but also let him plow her in exchange for roughly four bucks worth of food.

Mangus showed up to the agreed upon location in Casper a short while later with a McDonald’s bag in his hand, and police took him into custody. He was charged with misdemeanor prostitution soliciting, and you have to think he probably didn’t even get a chance to chow down on that burger and fries because they likely kept it as evidence. Tough day.

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