This Disastrous Poop Story May Have Ended In A Promotion

It’s not often that someone else’s shitty day (pun intended, believe it or not) ends up advancing your career, but that’s precisely the picture the following text exchange paints. It will also put some rather disturbing imagery in your head, but let’s just try to tune that out as much as possible. The bottom line here is that the girl sending messages to her friend whilst sitting on the toilet winds up in quite the predicament, but still not as crappy a situation as the person she is talking about.

This Disastrous Poop Story May Have Ended In A Promotion

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Is it wrong of us to assume this story ended with her becoming her supervisor’s number two? I guess we’ll never know.

via Imgur

Here’s a visual reenactment of how this story likely unfolded: Seeing This Woman Poop In An Elevator Is As Disgusting As Advertised (NSFW and Gross)