Florida Woman Beats The Snot Out Of Her Boyfriend After He Denies Her Sex

At least it won’t be difficult to pinpoint the reason why this guy didn’t want to take her to pound town.

According to The Smoking Gun, a 34-year-old Port St. Lucie woman was arrested and charged with battery last week after she repeatedly kicked her boyfriend in the face because he wasn’t in the mood to have sexual relations with her.

Florida Woman Beats The Snot Out Of Her Boyfriend After He Denies Her Sex

woman beats boyfriend for not having sex with her

Police said Jennifer Furguson woke up last Wednesday morning, but instead of making her way downstairs for a bowl of Cookie Crisp, she rolled over and asked her boyfriend for some quality time. The man refused, probably because it was only 6:30 a.m. and based on the mugshot, showering on a daily basis hasn’t been in Furguson’s repertoire since the Clinton administration.

That wasn’t the response Furguson was looking for, so she “began kicking her boyfriend in the face while he was laying on the bed.” The poor bastard was able to escape his girlfriend’s wrath and call police, who noted he had “significant swelling to his right cheek bone and redness to his left cheek bone” when they arrived.

No word on what’s next for the couple, but since they live in Florida, the obvious next step is to get married.

Join the club, Jenny: Florida Woman Stabs Boyfriend After He Refuses To Have Sex With Her