The Internet is full of hilarious sex moves that sound impossible to pull off. Now you can get your very own personalized disgusting sex move all to yourself. Using the chart below, just combine the words that match your first and last initial and you’ve got your new favorite sex move. For example, Jeb Bush’s new favorite sex move is The Horizontal Crab Cake, while Hilary Clinton’s new favorite sex move is The Upside Down Dustbuster. Look, we don’t claim to know what any of these positions would actually involve. We just know that every one of them could potentially send you to the hospital.
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