Dammit, grandpa. I told you not to have the fish and chips.
According to the New York Daily News, a British Airways flight from London to Dubai was forced to return to Heathrow Airport after somebody dropped a massive deuce in the lavatory that became unbearable for passengers and crew.
The “smelly poo in the toilet” forced the pilot to announce that he was turning the plane around amid “health and safety concerns” just 30 minutes into the flight.
One passenger said he knew something was wrong when the pilot requested all senior crew to the cockpit. About 10 minutes later, he announced that because of the “pungent smell coming from the toilet” was the result of a nasty “liquid fecal excrement,” and he had no choice but to return to Heathrow.
Sadly, passengers had to wait 15 hours before boarding another flight to Dubai. No word if people were told to just go number one this time around.
It was also unknown which passenger was responsible for the “dump smelled ’round the plane,” but whoever it was should make sure his or her first order of business in Dubai is seeing a doctor.
Usually, they blame the dog for something like this: US Airways Made an Emergency Landing Because a Dog Pooped in the Aisle
