Now, more so than ever before, it’s really freaking hot. Thanks to people who can’t get their act together to fix the climate (and a certain maternal figure covered in leaves, who we’ll refer to as shmother shmature), the air is getting thicker, the temps are getting warmer, and the sun has lost its damn marbles. And, while there are a lot of things to hate about the heat, there is nothing more infuriating than sticking your butt cheeks on a hot leather car seat or jumping into a sauna when you were least expecting it. Your car doesn’t need to act as a damn heat chamber if you take care of the source with this Retractable Windshield Shade
Better than one of those sun shades your grandma had (and then gifted you when she stopped driving, bless Gram-Gram), this shade is the perfect way to make sure you don’t melt your skin off every time you need to go to the grocery store. It sits nicely on the side of your windshield thanks to two strong suction cups so you never have to futz with removing it. This shield acts like your blinds at home would, blocking the UV rays so you can stay super cool. Once you’re ready to use it, just open it up and secure it on the other side with another suction up, which makes everything much less complicated.
So, how much protection does it truly give you from the 10,000 degrees radiating from the sky? The shade will block 99% of the harmful UV rays and up to 85% of the sun’s total solar energy, so you can ensure your pasty white skin is not going to burn just because you needed to hit the drive-thru (We’re not making fun of you, we’re just saying a slight tan and some other R&R from a vacation might do you some good).
Get the Retractable Windshield Shade for $29.99 (Reg. $80).
Prices subject to change.