Lift those feet up!
Probably not the best learning environment.
Not the brightest decision.
"Babe, things are going too fast. We need to slow down."
A tad too much playing.
Good lord, people. What's next, an emotional support rhinoceros?
Does the punishment fit the "crime?"
Prepare to be freaked out.
These parents REALLY just don’t understand.
Who would have thought a comic book character could be so complicated?