We hear you. Waffles are delicious.
Lift those feet up!
Probably not the best learning environment.
Not the brightest decision.
"Babe, things are going too fast. We need to slow down."
A tad too much playing.
Good lord, people. What's next, an emotional support rhinoceros?
Does the punishment fit the "crime?"
Prepare to be freaked out.
These parents REALLY just don’t understand.