Time to become a comedian, get an audition for Saturday Night Live, don’t get cast, do other stuff, get super famous without SNL, look back on that audition and laugh, but still bare a dark shard of resentment towards Lorne Michaels deep down in your soul and check out these links!
Nation Intrigued By Bizarre Olympic Sport Of Hockey (The Onion)
What the puck?
Yes, You Will Probably Get Screwed If The Comcast-Time Warner Deal Goes Through
All Hail President Com-Warner!
32 Famous People Rejected By Saturday Night Live
See, don’t feel so bad about getting rejected… as long as you eventually become famous.
On The Origin Of F***
Ancient f-bombs from long ago…
X-Men Valentines By Cartoonist Matt Bors
These cards are First Classy.
That’s all for this this merged edition of The Big List!
Geoffrey Golden is a bestselling author and Editor-in-Chief of The Devastator comedy magazine.