The Big List: Worst Merger Ever! The Origin Of The F-Bomb!

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Time to become a comedian, get an audition for Saturday Night Live, don’t get cast, do other stuff, get super famous without SNL, look back on that audition and laugh, but still bare a dark shard of resentment towards Lorne Michaels deep down in your soul and check out these links!

 

Nation Intrigued By Bizarre Olympic Sport Of Hockey (The Onion)

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http://www.theonion.com/articles/nation-intrigued-by-bizarre-olympic-sport-of-hocke,35248/

What the puck?

 

Yes, You Will Probably Get Screwed If The Comcast-Time Warner Deal Goes Through

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http://www.businessinsider.com/comcast-time-warner-deal-customers-2014-2

All Hail President Com-Warner!

 

32 Famous People Rejected By Saturday Night Live

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http://mentalfloss.com/article/55008/32-famous-people-rejected-saturday-night-live

See, don’t feel so bad about getting rejected… as long as you eventually become famous.

 

On The Origin Of F***

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http://solongasitswords.wordpress.com/2014/02/12/on-the-origin-of-fuck/

Ancient f-bombs from long ago…

 

X-Men Valentines By Cartoonist Matt Bors

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https://medium.com/matt-bors/459e720dbaa7

These cards are First Classy.

 

That’s all for this this merged edition of The Big List!

 

Geoffrey Golden is a bestselling author and Editor-in-Chief of The Devastator comedy magazine.