10 Clear Signs Your Life is Actually a Quentin Tarantino Movie
Once Upon a Time in…your life? That very may well be the case if you have an inkling that everything that is occurring around you is being controlled by a madman named Quentin Tarantino. That’s right — the same man that brought you classics like Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill and other films filled with an absurd amount of blood and F-bombs may be responsible for the direction that your life is currently heading. So how in the world can you figure out if you’re actually in a Tarantino flick? It’s simple: have you noticed any of the following signs in your life?
Long, Nonsensical Conversations
Not only have you found yourself in a chat with your pal, but now it has gone on for 15 minutes with no end in sight. And just when you think the finish line is near, a 180 is taken and you're back trying to figure out just what in the world you just sat through.
Bizarre and Random Encounters
You were just minding your own business and somehow crossed paths with a grinning stranger who seems to end every statement with a question mark. Don't worry, this person will soon become the norm in your story.
A Weird Soulmate
Regardless of your view of life, you seem to always have that one partner who will go through the sick, twisted, bizarre obstacles of your journey with you.
Busting a Move
Sure, chaos may be surrounding you and everything is falling apart, but you'll always have time to show off your best moves to your favorite obscure song.
An Inkling for Revenge
You have a busy schedule and a lot on your plate, but you will always find time to deliver that healthy dose of revenge on your counterpart.
Are you able to get your hands on any weapon you want? You're in America. Are you able to get your hands on any weapon you want including a flamethrower? You're in America and a Quentin Tarantino film.
A Plethora of Swear Words
Is every third word you hear a swear word? Is every third word you speak a swear word? Well, check that box off.
Just a Tad Violent
And you can't even blame video games.
Samuel L. Jackson
So, you've had various encounters with Sam Jackson, huh?
An Insane Journey
You've gone to hell and back, and yet you've accomplished what you set out to.