What The Hell Is Up With Jimmy Fallon?



Last week, Jimmy Fallon chipped a tooth trying to open medication. Two months, an episode of the Tonight Show was cancelled after he fell in his apartment and spent 10 days in ICU where he required surgery on his hand. The NYPD won’t release the 911 calls.

When the Tonight Show host, 40, revealed he nearly ripped off his finger in a bumbling home accident, RadarOnline.com immediately requested the 911 tape and related records from the New York Police Department, using the Freedom of Information Act. But nearly two months after the Fallon’s June incident, the NYPD’s Legal Bureau shut down Radar’s official inquiry. “Such information, if disclosed, would constitute an unwarranted invasion of personal privacy,” a Records Access Officer responded.

I’m not saying this is some kind of cover up because Jimmy Fallon is an unraveling pill head, but it’s kinda weird that a grown man can be this clumsy. Like, if an unarmed black man gets shot by the police, you can see their toxicology report and at least four of their most unflattering Instagram pics while the body is still sitting at a red light, but for some reason, knowing what Jimmy Fallon said after fucking up his hand is an “unwarranted invasion” like these calls are Poland. This just seems weird. Or maybe I’m reading too much into this much unlike Josh Duggar reads the Bible.



I downloaded these pics of Carmen Electra yesterday with no real plan other than “here’s a Carmen Electra post, everybody”, but since this isn’t 1996, I scrapped that. So, shout out to Jimmy Fallon and his weird medical issues for allowing me to dump these here. Respect.



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