The leaked licensing agreement between Sony Pictures and Marvel lists a bunch of “mandatory” traits for Peter Parker and his alter ego, Spider-Man. Among those, Peter Parker must be white and not like catching dicks. I mean, obviously. The last thing we need is a sassy dude in a full body leotard who flicks his wrists a lot to turn our kids gay. Also, Captain America’s suit has a Puerto Rican flag on it. Might want to check into that.
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Opening night of the Broadway musical 'Pippin' at the Music Box Theatre - ArrivalsFeaturing: Brett Thielle delivering flowers to Matthew James Thomas from the cast of Spider-Man: Turn Off the DarkWhere: New York, United StatesWhen: 25 Apr 2013Credit: Joseph Marzullo/WENN.com
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Andrew Garfield and Paul Giamatti filming an action scene on the set of 'The Amazing Spider-Man 2' in Brooklyn. Garfield is spotted wearing his Spider-Man costume during shootingFeaturing: Andrew Garfield,Paul GiamattiWhere: New York City, NY, United StatesWhen: 11 May 2013Credit: TNYF/WENN.com
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Andrew Garfield as Spider-Man on the set of 'The Amazing Spider-Man 2'Featuring: Andrew GarfieldWhere: New York City, NY, United StatesWhen: 13 May 2013Credit: TNYF/WENN.com
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Scenes are filmed for 'The Amazing Spider-Man 2' on location in New YorkWhere: New York, United StatesWhen: 26 May 2013Credit: TNYF/WENN.com
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Scenes are filmed for 'The Amazing Spider-Man 2' on location in New YorkWhere: New York, United StatesWhen: 26 May 2013Credit: TNYF/WENN.com
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Andrew Garfield and Paul Giamatti film scenes on location for 'The Amazing Spider-Man 2'Featuring: Andrew GarfieldWhere: New York City, New York, United StatesWhen: 27 May 2013Credit: WENN.com
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