Kevin Federline Has Six Kids. Let That Marinate.


While Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have spent a lot of money to make their Christmas card look like an United Colors of Benneton ad, Kevin Federline has chosen to go the more traditional route: by not pulling out of as many women as possible. TMZ reports:

Kevin Federline is a lot of things, and one of them is fertile …. baby #6 is in the oven … TMZ has learned. Sources connected to the fetus tell TMZ … Kevin’s wife, Victoria Prince, is 6 months pregnant with their second kid. Check out the photos and behold the subtleties — Victoria is wearing a jersey that says “Juan Moore Federline 6.” Kevin famously has 2 kids with ex-wife Britney Spears, and 2 more with baby mama Shar Jackson.

So apprently, Kevin Federline’s penis has a two kid minimum for every vagina. Somebody should tell these chicks that the cover charge is only $21. And it comes in a pack of 36.