Bristol Palin Got Pregnant In A Tent

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After your mom looks up how to spell “abstinence”, she then preaches it, so if you get pregnant, you have to make sure it wasn’t your fault. US Magazine reports:

When Bristol Palin lost her virginity, it wasn’t the romantic experience she had envisioned. In her new autobiography, Not Afraid of Life: My Journey So Far, the 20-year-old single mom reveals that, while drunk for the very first time, she lost her virginity to Levi Johnston during a camping trip. Palin says she woke up alone in her tent, with no recollection as to what happened. Johnston, meanwhile, “talked with his friends on the other side of the canvas.” When she confronted him about their sexual encounter, Johnston, now 21, told Palin what she wanted to hear: they wouldn’t have sex again until they were married. But, Palin writes, they became intimate again shortly after. When she learned she was pregnant in 2008, Palin was on birth control pills prescribed to treat her cramps; it took eight home pregnancy tests to convince her that she was expecting.

I like how Bristol Palin basically says she was date raped, then thought about Jesus for a second, then said, “Whatever, let’s start fucking again as soon as possible.” She’s supposed to be some sort of beacon of hope for young females who are being pressured into sex, but in reality, she got drunk and banged some dude in a tent and now has to do everything she can to make herself believe that she’s not a slut who got wet at the first sign of free Boone’s Farm. Like write a memoir at 20. But in her defense, I can see how being the spokesperson for Plan B might not be as profitable.


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