So Complex emailed me today to let me know that Kat Dennings is in next month’s issue where she “talks about not doing drugs, not wearing fur, and driving in L.A.” How exciting! But the only reason I’m posting this is to gently remind women that it’s okay if your face is only mildly attractive in the daylight when we haven’t been drinking. As long as you have gigantic tits. Like Kate (NSFW). What? Oh, please. You all don’t have to thank me at once. Oh, stop. Stop. You’re embarrassing me.
Arm yourself with the best jokes for your large foreheaded frenemies.