Since Lindsay Lohan’s 6126 clothing line can’t afford an actual model, here’s Ali Lohan modeling for Asexual Fancy the company’s spring/summer 2011 collection. Even with a Spartan army of stylists and Photoshop with an alien technology plugin, this chick still looks like a Bizarro Lindsay, so I’m not really sure they actually want people to buy these clothes. They can’t, right? Because based on these pictures, it would take a truck winch and a passage from the Necronomicon to get my penis interested in anything going on here.
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