Since Lindsay Lohan’s 6126 clothing line can’t afford an actual model, here’s Ali Lohan modeling for Asexual Fancy the company’s spring/summer 2011 collection. Even with a Spartan army of stylists and Photoshop with an alien technology plugin, this chick still looks like a Bizarro Lindsay, so I’m not really sure they actually want people to buy these clothes. They can’t, right? Because based on these pictures, it would take a truck winch and a passage from the Necronomicon to get my penis interested in anything going on here.
Meghan Markle is reportedly upset over claims that she and Prince Harry used their children as leverage. This comes as…
