Lindsay Lohan Said She Got Drugged At A Wedding, Ran Around Naked

For some reason, multi-millionaire and consul general and ambassador of tourism for the Seychelles (Google is your friend?), Justin Etzin, is friends with Lindsay Lohan (seen here wearing a crown and a white dress to a wedding). He thought it would be a good idea to invite her to his four day wedding to model Lana Zakocela in Florence last week. Lindsay then Lindsay’d hard. 

Lindsay Lohan claimed she was “slipped a mickey” at the wedding…“Lindsay left the reception early,” said a source. “She’d gone back to her villa and was running around naked saying she was drugged.” We hear “it was one thing after the next [with Lohan]” …“Lindsay was painting her nails during the ceremony and looking at her phone,” said a spy. And while DJing one event with an “Eyes Wide Shut” theme, LiLo “got upset when she thought someone took her photo. She was speaking in a British accent, ‘Who took the photo? Don’t be an idiot.’ She kept playing Brandy’s ‘The Boy Is Mine,’” said the source…A report said Lohan claimed she had jewelry stolen at the nuptials.

I Googled it and I’m still not really sure where Seychelles is. I think it’s where Malaysia sends their planes. But obviously they aren’t familiar with the American custom of not inviting Lindsay Lohan to anything anywhere ever, because this is what you get. Lindsay running around naked and speaking in a British accent because she forgot she drugged herself before she could steal the bride’s husband, so she thinks if she plays the 1998 Grammy award winner for Best R&B Performance by a Duo or Group with Vocals five times in a row it will come true like that one fairy tale we all read as kids.