Tiger Woods Might Be O.J.

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An unidentified blonde woman was taken by stretcher from Tiger Woods’ house in Windermere, Florida after firefighters and emergency personnel responded to a 911 call at 2:36am this morning. WESH 2 News in Orlando reports:

A radio log showed an adult woman was transported to Health Central Hospital in Ocoee. The log also showed the patient initally refused transport, but was later listed as an advanced life support patient. Video from the hospital showed a middle-age woman being removed from an ambulance on a stretcher and taken through an emergency entrance. Health Central is the same hospital where Woods was taken after his crash on Nov. 27. A black Cadillac Escalade was seen leaving the hospital shortly after the ambulance arrived there. The tag on the Escalade was similar to the one involved in Woods’ crash.

TMZ is all over it:

UPDATE: 7:45 AM ET: Here’s what we now confirm as the latest. A middle-aged, blond woman was taken to the hospital early this morning. We have now confirmed the call came from Tiger’s address. The spokesperson for Orange County Fire initially said the 911 call came from Tiger’s home but for some reason she later backed off that statement and said it might not be the same address. But, it is indeed Tiger’s address. We also know a younger blond woman followed the ambulance to the hospital. And, as we reported, Elin’s mom is in the U.S. to be with her daughter.

So all we know so far is that it may or may not be his wife, Elin Nordegren. And that Tiger may or may not have put anthrax and arsenic in her Crystal Light. Or he may or may not have, with the help of a voodoo priestess, tried to open the gateway to another dimension to dump this chick but unleashed hell instead! What demons has he awoken?!

UPDATE: It was Tiger Woods’ mother-in-law. So maybe he didn’t kill the pretty white lady. You people are so judgemental.

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