Sarah Jessica Parker is the Unsexiest

Not realizing that she’s indeed really, really ugly, Sarah Jessica Parker says she had a hard time dealing with the fact she was voted Maxim’s “World’s Unsexiest Woman,” claiming the poll to be “brutal.” She says:

Do I have big fake boobs, Botox and big lips? No. Do I fit some ideals and standards of some men writing in a men’s magazine? Maybe not. Am I really the unsexiest women in the world? Wow! It’s so brutal in a way, so filled with rage and anger. It upset him (Broderick), because it has to do with his judgement too. It’s condemnation, it’s insane. What can I do? I guess you can’t please all people.”

I’m pretty sure there are unsexier women in the world, but I’m positive that none of them star in movies, commercials, and magazines that tell me how “uniquely beautiful” they’re supposed to be. Sarah Jessica Parker looks like she wants to keep Cinderella from attending the royal ball, not selling shampoo. Unless of course they secretly don’t want people to buy their shampoo. If that’s the case, then job well done sir.

Photos: Splash


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