This is Dannii Minogue (Kylie Minogue’s sister) stumbling out of a club drunk off her hot little ass. This is exactly how chicks should look when they’re leaving a club – hair not quite right, eyes all outta whack, getting ready for some hot girl on girl debauchery. If you’re not doing it like this, then you’re doing it wrong. And, Paris Hilton, you don’t count. Your eyes do this whether you’re drunk or sober and you always walk (and look) like a retarded ostrich, so shut your beak. Dannii wins.
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