Paris Hilton confesses she loves her miniature breasts and doesn’t understand why women get implants to have bigger boobs. In a interview with Elle magazine, she says:
I like being flat. I think it’s hot. I never have to wear a bra.”
Unfortunately, she’s never seen a condom either. A woman who looks like a shaved bird with the body of a P.O.W. having the self esteem that Paris Hilton has must be crazy or have a magic mirror. Look darling, we all know why you don’t wear a bra. Not because “it’s hot,” it’s because where else is the casting director gonna put all that? Your mouth? Paris, that’s just nasty.
Paris and friend March 22nd on Rodeo Drive:
