Keira Knightley Likes To Be On Top

Keira Knightley’s ex-boyfriend, Jamie Dornan, stopped crying long enough to tell his side of the story regarding his recent breakup with Keira over the summer, citing her sudden fame as the reason for the split.

There is a big pressure when you go out with someone such as Keira. The man is meant to be the alpha in the relationship on the money and power front and clearly I was not. You feel like you have to be dominant in other areas and that causes problems. Keira could see what I was going through. She was the one who finally said, ‘OK, that’s it, I’ve had enough.'”

Dude, are you fuckin’ kidding me? Keira is hot, famous, rich and she allowed you to have sex with her. Why are you pouting? She didn’t let you wear your big boy underwear or cut your own steak? Lucky for you my crush on her is damn near consuming me and I don’t have the energy or concentration to kick you in the balls. Jesus man, most guys would legally change their last name to “Knightley” if it meant they got to pin her knees to her ears.

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