An uncensored promotion reel for Basic Instinct 2: Risk Addiction hit the web today. It looks pretty much exactly like the first Basic Instinct except Sharon has a new set of breast implants and what might be a freshly taut face. It also has all the stuff you’d expect … graphic sex scenes, girl on girl action, overacting and a frightening Sharon Stone. I’m not sure she could play any part convincingly which doesn’t involve being frightening. You could cast her as “the devout Christian preschool teacher with a big heart and a love of pie baking” and she couldn’t help but turn that into “naked bitch preschool teacher with a big snatch and a love of child smacking.”
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