Jonathan Rhys-Meyers Needs to Get Laid

Jonathan Rhys-Meyers wants Teri Hatcher to give him sex lessons. The actor admits he has a crush on the actress, who plays hapless single mom Susanne Mayer in Desperate Housewives, and thinks she would sizzle between the sheets. When quizzed about his favorite pin-up, the star replied:

Teri Hatcher is my favorite ‘Desperate Housewife’. She’s just sex on legs. She’s an older woman I imagine could teach me a few things.”

The fact that this guy has been in thirty two movies and I haven’t seen one of them, doesn’t change the fact that he should own a computer. Because at this point, he needs to download some porn and tell his friends to guard the door. This is the second time in a week he has either emabarassed himself or practically begged for sex. Even his choices seem a bit random. I’m not saying that Teri Hatcher looks worse that Scarlett Johansson, but if this was 1995 and we were talking about Lois and Clark: The New Adventures of Superman, my pants would already be down and I wouldn’t be trying to funnel this whole bottle of tequila.