Celebrities Like Warm Places

When looking for pictures from New Year’s weekend, I wasn’t expecting to run into a bunch of famous girls in bikinis, it being winter and all, but that’s what I found. And since I did a really good job of dehydrating my brain this weekend, this will be some good filler to use as my first post in over a week. I’m sorry they couldn’t be sexier pictures, but apparently the theme this weekend was was “Bodies and the Girls Who Abuse Them”.

Here are Lindsay Lohan, her implants, her freckles and someone must have stolen her ass while she was drunk because I can’t find that anywhere.

Here are Mischa Barton, her skeleton, her scuzzy boyfriend and his hat.

Here are Tara Reid, her implants, her drunkness, her unsleptness and her unshoweredness.

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