These pictures are crappy low res – which I despise – and they were taken through a car window, so the only way they could be more blurry is if you’re stoned right now and you just fell over and hit your head on the coffee table. But even with all that, Victoria Beckham is terrifying. Her neck looks like the ass of an Incan mummy. If that thing in the second picture gets out of the car, and it doesn’t start a speech by saying “people of Earth”, consider yourself lucky, cause the alliance still has time!
Arm yourself with the best jokes for your large foreheaded frenemies.